- How do you drop a MAN's IQ by 50 points? Put him together with his best friends on a NO RESPONSIBILITY weekend and invent games where you have to SHOTGUN Steel Reserve. (Who in their right mind in their FOURTIES would do that)
- You go over TWENTY trips TO the BOYS Trip with TWO traffic stop and then you have TWO in one weekend and NO citations to boot. I am telling you (another LOWER my IQ fact) that in about 80% of the previous trips when that deputy pulls me over he simpley slaps on the cuffs and HAULS my STUPID ass to JAIL. (Dont tell me that somebody wasnt looking out for Joe and me this time). NO MORE STUPID DRIVING FOR ME...
- JOCK RUN (See number ONE and substitute RUN A JOCK RUN for the BOLD words), and he was TOTALLY SOBER.
- 5 FISH in 12 years and one was snagged by a rod and reel on a SUNK boat.
- How old were your KIDS when you started going on these trips? How old are they now?
- 200 Miles one way from OMAHA (give or take) since summer of 96 minus two trips (The BLAIR FACTOR) when JJ was deployed is 21 trips if you never missed. 4200 miles traveling to and from Taylor or roughly the same amount of miles it take to cross the US. How many miles to the gallon did you get?
- 10 Beers per trip = 210 Beers (19.6 Gallons)
- 20 Beers per trip = 420 Beers (39.2 Gallons)
- 30 Beers per trip = 630 Beers (58.8 Gallons - over 3.5 BIG KEGS) OH MY ACHING LIVER...
GOSH, NO WONDER WE LOVE IT...
2 comments:
Bro, fix the facts you average more than 30 drinks per trip. Somedays you probabaly did 30 in a day. I know I generally overindulge as well.
By the way add in wood splitting by hungover drunks with no injuries.
Also we should determine the amount of red meat consumed through various dishes and the economic boost to the Loup and Garfield economys.
I can't wait for teh next one. When do we want to set a date?
Those are MINIMUMS for the AVERAGE MAN... :-)
We were talking about AUGUST - 1st or 2nd weekend. Anybody - BEULLER?
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